Steve Carell is a stick of gum!

Jeremy Piven is tequila!

Zach Braff is water!
http://www.purwater.com/voiceofwater/

Chris Parnell is a huge talking glove!

(Denis Leary is also a truck, but I like the commercials more than I like him).

What’s with all the selling out, fellas?

Don’t worry…I still love you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to take this Cuervo shot and finish making my Hamburger Helper.